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NEVER JUDGE A DAY BY THE WEATHER.

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE AREN’T THINGS.

TELL THE TRUTH THERE’S LESS TO REMEMBER.

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GOALS ARE DECEPTIVE  = THE UN-AIMED ARROW NEVER MISSES.
 

AGE IS RELATIVE - WHEN YOU’RE OVER THE HILL, YOU PICK UP SPEED.
 

THERE ARE 2 WAYS TO BE RICH - MAKE MORE OR DESIRE LESS. 

 

Jimmy The Poodle


Wot up dawg! Bookmark this space
because Dogstradamus will feature Biscuits of free knowledge. Free! That’s pretty cheap.

Typical Knowledge Biscuit
KNowledge Biscuit from Chris Carter

This is my friends dog, His name is "Half Pipe."

He's half the trouble of everyone else's dog.
He only has to go out half as many times.
He only eats half as much.
He got him for half price.


That's Ace. He's an intellectual. Harvard. Business School.

Ace does a solo performance as "the Lamb" in a production of The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway by Genesis. Ace is a method actor and he takes acting very seriously.
Ace solo performance as The Lamb


Take the new AI Hearing test Exam developed by
Dr. Pawl Hentricks Poohdell.
We all notice how the dog hears stuff we don't.
This hearing Exam AI produced video is designed to help your hearing.
I mean really, how many tracks do you need in the final mixdown? With today's audio workstations you can have a practically unlimited number of tracks. But what can you hear? Ask the dog.


If you can’t do it on 24 tracks, there’s a problem.
– Daniel Lanois, Producer (U2, Bob Dylan, Peter Gabriel)

This hearing Exam AI produced video is here to help you hear. Here you go-

Poodle Hendrix

Does your Pet even listen to you at all? Take the Exam or scram.
START NOW: Begin Dr. Poohedell Audio Examination

Are all your animals stressed from trying to git so-called free knowledge off the inter Net?
When your Dog surfs the web does the dog ever get the feeling his or her Digital Paw Print is getting spied on? If I am the dog, do I want web bots be stealing my owners contact list or selling my Dog Tag Information to anyone who will pay?
In today's world you can no longer hide but don't make it easy for the trolls to waste your time or rip you off.




Get some Knowledge Biscuits on Best browser practices.
How to do web graphics.
Edit video.
How to handle audio.

Pets are people too. So much of today's digital world is at the least deceptive at the worst an outright scam ripoff.
Dogstradamus wants to help your Pets navigate the digital landscape.
A smart Pet makes you smarter..

Does having a Pet help your prefrontal cortex, amygdala, and temporal lobes interpret social cues, understand intentions, regulate emotions, to better respond to social encounters with processes like neural mirroring and inter-brain synchronization?
Yes.
Of Course.
Your Pet does all that and more. Some Pets can read you like a book.  



Animals don't know everything that's where Dogstadamus comes in.
Is your dog wasting his (your) money buying Anti-Virus software for his (your) laptop when it's unnecessary?
You need to sit the dog down ask the dog directly, "Are you a bug or a feature?"


The muppet dog was in the backyard in some stickers, got in his whiskers, oh i know exactly what he was doing.
He always liked Salvidor Dali its his favorite artist-




Computer graphics?
Is yer dog tired of using GIMP because it makes ya do extra shit that Photoshop would never do? Is yer Cat disgusted about how you go online to learn something and its all fripped up? Ya just want ONE thing and you git a 20 minute lecture on all this cat crap you don't need and its in the wrong version anyway? Tell yer Cat to Bookmark this web page.


Microsoft
Apple
Amazon
Google
Facebook
Are they really a dogs best friend?
The crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe.
Evelyn was a modified Cat.
Dogstradamus is here for you.


What's all this dogshit about democracy of Knowledge? pffft.. You wanna know (learn) one single freaking thing and ya gotta SIGN UP for a App, or a Join a membership, get your balls cut off, Make a Password, give away your Owners Home Phone, or some crap the web site wants. You're jus tryn to buy a sweater. .You only need one thing and quick, not a science class on the history of Canines. Well, get you’re shoes and socks on people because Dogstradamus is right around the corner, next to Tom Waits restaurant, it's right there for your Pets. Free Knowledge Biscuits.

Has your neighbors Poodle ever asked you how to Download video off  YouTube without using scammy downloaders?

Did your cousins lazy hound dawg want to download the MP3 songs but he has no clue how to do it?


NEW YEARS RESOLUTION!
Jasper said his New Years Resolution is to get better at Comparative Analysis. He doesn’t wanna act too fast. He thinks of choices of what he has to do, then compares all the choices and possibilities, then he picks the best one.


This is Jasper

Jasper told Skylar the best way to do it is make yer dog a To-Do List. The items at the top are things the dog has to do right away in a couple days. The next lines is stuff that could take a little longer a week or a month. The lines on the bottom are long-term goals like one or two or three years away. Dog years.

People say oh I have it all in my head I don’t need a List. They might think they’re in your head but they're unprocessed. It helps by writing it down or typing it in the computer. Dogstradamus said, "A well stated problem is already half solved." The better one can ask one’s self how to do it the better it will get solved. Talking to the dog is like that.

I always talk to the dog. The dog helps me because when I speak to the dog, that helps me speak to my self for how I want to word my problems and all my questions. You can talk to the cat, but the cat is not very helpful. The dog is much more helpful than the cat. The better you can talk to your self, the better you can talk to everyone else.



We need to be able to talk to a Cheeseburger.


“The biggest men and women with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest men and women with the smallest minds. Think big anyway.”
 —Hedy Lamarr


Professor Shrodinger - The Early Years

This is Brutus. He has a new band now.
Dog photo from Bogart 9 Chris Carter
A while ago Brutus used to have a rock band called, "We Shouldn’t Be Here Tonight." That’s the first thing they would say on stage. Hello hello Thank You thank you everybody we have a new album, I want to introduce the band. We Shouldn’t Be Here Tonight. And neither should you. We have nobody on guitar, nobody on bass, nobody on vocals and Keyboards. Is that his stage Name, "Nobody"? No. We don’t have anyone. In Homer's epic poem, Odysseus tells the Cyclops that his name is Nobody. When he finally springs his attack on the Cyclops, the monster can only shout that nobody is killing him. This creates a paradox, of course. If nobody is killing him, then how is he dying?


Does your pet have a rock band, looking for a record deal? Your dog plays bass? They got a Beagle on vocals maybe a German Shepard on guitar, the Cat plays the keyboards don't need a drum kit. Now your dog wants to sign a Record contract. Doesn't every other band regret their very first Record deal?

Cheeseburger Band

When your Pet forms a rock band don't let them get screwed.
Here watch the famous "Turtles" Howard Kayland and Mark Volman describe how rock n roll managers are a nightmare. This is a MUST SEE for anyone starting a rock band-
The Turtles Howard Kaylan Mark Volman demonstrate Rock N Roll rock band management

Here's one more, from Mark Volman. He describes some debacles describing the Beatles contract as thee worst deal in rock history. Coming in close is Bruce Spring Steens record deal. This is also a must-see for anyone getting into the record business with your new rocking teenage combo-
Mark Volman describing band managers and recording contracts

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KNowledge Biscuit from Chris Carter

Is your dog a hippy think's she's in the 1960's?

Hippy Poodle


When the Cat plays a record album with her tail can Ted Nugent hear it?

Catstradamus playing a record album

 

Is there really a war on dogs?
war on dogs by Chris Carter

triPod Dog Saves Baby Otter
 
Where's the video?
what video . . .
any video?

KNowledge and Science from Chris Carter

Salvador Dali said, "Have no fear of perfection—you’ll never reach it."


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For now watch this Rabbit doing ASMR -
BabyOatmeal TV Channel featuring Bunn the Rabbit


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Dogstradamus will feature Algorithms for Animals
Algorithms for Animals

Everyday algorithms your Pets can use
Home Algorithms for Animals


algorithm from Dogstradamus

ALGORITHMS FOR ANIMALS
Dog Whistles for Cats
Algorithms for cats and dogs. The beliefs we have which increase our confidence, whether true or not all have the same power to get us what we want when the outcome depends on our own performance. This is why “facts” can lose their power in the arena of algorithms. Some people call algorithms "dog whistles." They could be any kind of whistle. They call it dog whistles because it works regardless of what content the dog thinks it is. Even more to the point every dog is a little different. And a Cat is really different.


Beware of the Cat

 

Wherever you go is a part of you.
Change happens slowly right until it happens quickly.


algorithm from Dogstradamus



DOGS AND ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
Dog Nightmares
Has your dog ever asked you, "What is artificial intelligence?" The dog wants to learn AI what do you do?

Let's look at the dogs life. Scientists approach the entire bodily dog algorithm in Top-Down or Bottom up approach. The bottom layer or level if you will is physical its the nervous system, neuron's, the synapses, all the connections etc. The bottom up approach is look at the parts take it apart reductionist minimalist approach. The upper level, the top down approach is looking at behavior, the laws of behavior (Behaviorists)(Pavlov used a dog). AI uses this approach.

A new neuroscience approach is emerging. An intermediate level. The algorithmic level. Seems to me they should have known that one all along. Scripps Dr. Eric Topel said this stuff 15 years ago. Bruce Lee described it in his book Tao of Jeet Kune Do. He did have a dog. Bruce thought of it as another way of efficiency to improve training and learning. He said use no way as way, use limitation as your limitation. When Deep Mind unleashed the power with Mu Zero they got rid of the rules. It was "limited" to no rules. The rule it was given was, figure out the rules. The previous AI's were given the instructions and the goal. Mu Zero AI was free from a goal or end state and had no instructions. Goals and end states were limiting it to —goals and end states. Go build with no goal, it just keeps on going. Therein lies the problem. It can go beyond human comprehension. We wouldn't even know we don't know.

Apparently the part of the brain known as the Basal Ganglia or somewhere around the dogs brain is where the algorithms are created, maintained and improved. AI tries to mimic this. It uses error prediction to read Value Functions.

According to DeepMind their MuZero AI model its algorithm only uses three elements:

Value: how good is the current state?
Policy: which action should be the next one?
Reward: how good was the last action taken?


It's basically predicts what reward or value you're going to get next. This value function just keeps building up getting better and better. This value function algorithm works with every little connection and also the cognitive connections and structures. It cuts across and through everything.

When you get married or live with other dogs you are building each others value function algorithm. Using cognitive learning and Procedural learning. Cognitive is thinking and talking, the Procedural is actually doing it, getting the OJT experience.

If you treat AI as a machine it will give you machine-like output, and that's lame. It's mirroring you. The better you give it your best prose and emotion the better more unique outcome you get. Therein lies the "artistry" part of using AI. Don't use it as a Xerox copier, play it like a fiddle Jean Luc Ponty. It's your co-producer its not your secretary. The last thing you want it to do is mimic other artists, you want total originality.

The better you can talk to your self, using your best prose and emotion, the value function will improve your prose and emotional capacity. It's basically a form of cognitive exercise. Couple it with physical exercise you're a Jukebox hero. Super. The more you do this early when you're young the more you'll have when you are old. You want to be old and have nothing to think about, no. Nothing to do. No.


 Kip Addotta tells a fishy tale like you never heard.
Wet Dream
I THINK HAD A WET DREAM


Squirrel vs Two Dogs
algorithm for squirrels

I wish I had this on video. The squirrels are always trying to break into the Bird Feeder. The two dogs ran out the door and surprised the squirrel. Bruce Lee warned everybody when he said -Your greatest enemy is the element of surprise. To defeat that enemy don't be surprised. Squirrels should know this. There ya go, for squirrels, another Pro Life tip,, not "Pro""Life" ,, a professional life tip, for squirrels.

Mr. squirrel ran up the bird feeder pole perhaps thinking to hide in the Baffle, immediately realizing this was a mistake he skadattled back down and headed for the tree. Unfortunately Dog number one was in the way. He pulled a fast u-turn and hit the gas only to be directly in front of dog number two. Rut ro No going back. He did a zig zag that would shame an NFL Linebacker, he did the Walter Payton Muhammad Ali shuffle and dog number two was mere inches from grabbing him by the tail. Keep in mind Dog number two had previously caught a squirrel. Only once, but it didn't go well for the squirrel. I intercepted dog number two walking around the yard with half a squirrel in his mouth. The entire front half of the squirrel was gone no front legs no head, I don't know where other half went there was no trace of it.

After successfully evading dog number two the squirrel went up a tree as though he had wings of a bird. He transferred to the house roof and hopped onto a larger tree. His little heart must have been doing techno 140 beats per minute. Will the squirrel learn a lesson from this, and from his comrade getting killed and not do this again? No.   

Don't you always wonder when Spiders do this? One time we had a giant Banana spider web right over the kitchen window. It was fascination to have a front row seat watching this huge female in the middle of the web, and 3 much smaller males up in the corner watching her trying to mate with her. I didn't witness her eating one of the males, but we know that doesn't always happen. I looked it up and it said the clever male will wait until she's eating a bug and distracted and he will sneak up and mount her, do his thing, and scoot outta there, before she gets onry.

My question is, if Joe and Sam are up in the corner, and they witness Fred go down there to get himself some spiderwoman, and he gets devoured, wouldn't Sam say something like, "Joe I ain't going down there, see what jus happened to Fred?"
Joe says hell no Sammy I'm going down there.
But Joey, why? Joe don't go.
Maybe the odds aren't that bad? The NatGeo page says she does not munch on every male. Jus sayin.'

Walking my Cat named Dog

Why would you name your Cat, "Dog"? Apparently it had something to do with her Landlord ban on Cats.
Right here is the song called
"My Cats name is Dog"


What is Digital Liter
acy? It's not about surfing internet webpages. It's about the process of, the algorithm of digitization. The internet is just one form. There are digital algorithms and there are organic algorithms. Digital algorithms need the internet to swim in, organic algorithms are swimming in the air all around us every day. If your dog or cat would like to learn more about these mystical magical algorithms you should go visit the wise one at the Laboratory right here, take your Lab to the Lab—
DIGITIAL LITERACY LABORATORY


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The artist Terence Broad made an AI that uses no training "data" none at all. No persons data no artists material was used in training this AI that he developed. On his YouTube channel he has a video his AI created. It's very abstract colors and shapes practically nothing recognizable.

He describes the video as, "abstract artwork attempting to converge to a fixed point that is undefined stuck in an endless unresolvable search for equilibrium." I thought what if I use an AI (DALL-E) that does have training data from god knows where and I told it to do the description of his AI. I told her create me a, "abstract artwork attempting to converge to a fixed point that is undefined stuck in an endless unresolvable search for equilibrium." If i told her not to use her "training data" she would not know what that means. The image below is what she gave me: