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ARE DECEPTIVE = THE UN-AIMED ARROW NEVER MISSES. AGE
IS RELATIVE - WHEN YOU’RE OVER THE HILL, YOU PICK UP SPEED. THERE ARE 2 WAYS TO BE RICH - MAKE MORE OR DESIRE LESS.
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Wot up dawg! Bookmark this space This is my friends dog, His name is "Half Pipe."
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What's all this dogshit about
democracy of Knowledge? pffft.. You wanna know (learn) one single
freaking thing and ya gotta SIGN UP for a App, or a Join a
membership, get your balls cut off, Make a Password, give away
your Owners Home Phone, or some crap the web site wants. You're
jus tryn to buy a sweater. .You only need one thing and quick,
not a science class on the history of Canines. Well, get you’re
shoes and socks on people because Dogstradamus is right around
the corner, next to Tom Waits restaurant, it's right there for your Pets.
Free Knowledge Biscuits. Has your neighbors Poodle ever asked you how to Download video off YouTube without using scammy downloaders? Did your cousins lazy hound dawg want to download the MP3 songs but he has no clue how to do it? |
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NEW YEARS RESOLUTION! |
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This is Jasper |
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Jasper told Skylar the best way to do it is make yer dog a To-Do List. The items at the top are things the dog has to do right away in a couple days. The next lines is stuff that could take a little longer a week or a month. The lines on the bottom are long-term goals like one or two or three years away. Dog years. People say oh I have it all in my head I don’t need a List. They might think they’re in your head but they're unprocessed. It helps by writing it down or typing it in the computer. Dogstradamus said, "A well stated problem is already half solved." The better one can ask one’s self how to do it the better it will get solved. Talking to the dog is like that. |
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I always talk to the dog. The dog helps me because when I speak to the dog, that helps me speak to my self for how I want to word my problems and all my questions. You can talk to the cat, but the cat is not very helpful. The dog is much more helpful than the cat. The better you can talk to your self, the better you can talk to everyone else. |
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Professor Shrodinger - The Early Years
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CUSTOM ORDER YOUR WISDOM HERE |
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Quality
American Made Knowledge Biscuits |
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Is your dog a hippy think's she's in the 1960's? |
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When the Cat plays a record album with her tail can Ted Nugent hear it? |
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Is there really a war on dogs? |
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Where's the video? what video . . . any video? ![]() Salvador Dali said, "Have no fear of perfection—you’ll never reach it." ╰დ╮
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For now watch this Rabbit doing ASMR - BabyOatmeal TV Channel featuring Bunn the Rabbit __. .-".' .--. _..._ .' .' .' \ .-"" __ ""-. / / .' : --..:__.-"" ""-. \ : : / ;.... ..._.-""-:_: ; : : ._ :. .-. ,"~~ : \ \ T--...-; : ... :... \ `. \ `..' ; o ; o `. "-. ). : ... : … \..---^.. / `-' `._`._ .' "-. .-" V / "-._.-" ._ '^' ; : \.`. / ; -. \`."-._.-'-' : .'\ \ \ \ \ ; ; /: \ \ \ . ; : : , ; `. `.; : ; \ ; ; "-._: ; : `. : : \/ ; /"-. ; : : / "-. : : ; |
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Dogstradamus will feature
Algorithms for Animals
![]() Everyday algorithms your Pets can use ![]() ![]() |
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ALGORITHMS FOR ANIMALS | ||||||||
Dog Whistles for Cats | ||||||||
Algorithms for cats and dogs. The beliefs we have which
increase our confidence, whether true or not all have the same
power to get us what we want when the outcome depends on our own
performance. This is why “facts” can lose their power in the
arena of algorithms. Some people call algorithms "dog whistles."
They could be any kind of whistle. They call it dog whistles
because it works regardless of what content the dog thinks it
is. Even more to the point every dog is a little different. And
a Cat is really different. |
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Wherever you go is a part of you.
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DOGS AND ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE![]() Has your dog ever asked you, "What is artificial intelligence?" The dog wants to learn AI what do you do? |
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Let's look at the dogs life. Scientists approach the entire bodily dog algorithm in Top-Down or Bottom up approach. The bottom layer or level if you will is physical its the nervous system, neuron's, the synapses, all the connections etc. The bottom up approach is look at the parts take it apart reductionist minimalist approach. The upper level, the top down approach is looking at behavior, the laws of behavior (Behaviorists)(Pavlov used a dog). AI uses this approach. Apparently the part of the brain known as the Basal Ganglia or somewhere around the dogs brain is where the algorithms are created, maintained and improved. AI tries to mimic this. It uses error prediction to read Value Functions. When you get married or live with other dogs you are building each others value function algorithm. Using cognitive learning and Procedural learning. Cognitive is thinking and talking, the Procedural is actually doing it, getting the OJT experience. If you treat AI as a machine it will give you machine-like output, and that's lame. It's mirroring you. The better you give it your best prose and emotion the better more unique outcome you get. Therein lies the "artistry" part of using AI. Don't use it as a Xerox copier, play it like a fiddle Jean Luc Ponty. It's your co-producer its not your secretary. The last thing you want it to do is mimic other artists, you want total originality. The better you can talk to your self, using your best prose and emotion, the value function will improve your prose and emotional capacity. It's basically a form of cognitive exercise. Couple it with physical exercise you're a Jukebox hero. Super. The more you do this early when you're young the more you'll have when you are old. You want to be old and have nothing to think about, no. Nothing to do. No. |
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Kip Addotta tells a fishy tale like you never heard. Wet Dream I THINK HAD A WET DREAM |
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Squirrel vs Two Dogs ![]() I wish I had this on video. The squirrels are always trying to break into the Bird Feeder. The two dogs ran out the door and surprised the squirrel. Bruce Lee warned everybody when he said -Your greatest enemy is the element of surprise. To defeat that enemy don't be surprised. Squirrels should know this. There ya go, for squirrels, another Pro Life tip,, not "Pro""Life" ,, a professional life tip, for squirrels. Mr. squirrel ran up the bird feeder pole perhaps thinking to hide in the Baffle, immediately realizing this was a mistake he skadattled back down and headed for the tree. Unfortunately Dog number one was in the way. He pulled a fast u-turn and hit the gas only to be directly in front of dog number two. Rut ro No going back. He did a zig zag that would shame an NFL Linebacker, he did the Walter Payton Muhammad Ali shuffle and dog number two was mere inches from grabbing him by the tail. Keep in mind Dog number two had previously caught a squirrel. Only once, but it didn't go well for the squirrel. I intercepted dog number two walking around the yard with half a squirrel in his mouth. The entire front half of the squirrel was gone no front legs no head, I don't know where other half went there was no trace of it. After successfully evading dog number two the squirrel went up a tree as though he had wings of a bird. He transferred to the house roof and hopped onto a larger tree. His little heart must have been doing techno 140 beats per minute. Will the squirrel learn a lesson from this, and from his comrade getting killed and not do this again? No. Don't you always wonder when Spiders do this? One time we had a giant Banana spider web right over the kitchen window. It was fascination to have a front row seat watching this huge female in the middle of the web, and 3 much smaller males up in the corner watching her trying to mate with her. I didn't witness her eating one of the males, but we know that doesn't always happen. I looked it up and it said the clever male will wait until she's eating a bug and distracted and he will sneak up and mount her, do his thing, and scoot outta there, before she gets onry. My question is, if Joe and Sam are up in the corner, and they witness Fred go down there to get himself some spiderwoman, and he gets devoured, wouldn't Sam say something like, "Joe I ain't going down there, see what jus happened to Fred?" Joe says hell no Sammy I'm going down there. But Joey, why? Joe don't go. Maybe the odds aren't that bad? The NatGeo page says she does not munch on every male. Jus sayin.' Walking my Cat named Dog |
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Why would you name your Cat, "Dog"? Apparently it had something to do with her Landlord ban on Cats.
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The artist Terence Broad made an AI that uses no training "data" none at all. No persons data no artists material was used in training this AI that he developed. On his YouTube channel he has a video his AI created. It's very abstract colors and shapes practically nothing recognizable. |